10 things men don't understand about women

 

Our feminine mystique can often leave guys scratching their heads, but we wouldn't have it any other way

Some say that men are from Mars and women are from Venus and in terms of us being different, they weren't far from the truth.

Yes, we do have to spend two hours getting ready, and looking at every single pair of shoes in the shopping centre before making a decision.

Here are 10 things that men probably won't ever understand about us girls.

We know we're only going to mess it up again when we get back in it later on, but we still like to leave it neat and tidy, alright lads?

We always like to feel our best when heading out of the house, no matter how much men protest about how long it takes for us to get ready. Yes, we do need to apply lipstick even if we're only going to the supermarket - because we're worth it.

We know we often go shopping, see a pair of shoes we love but insist on trawling the whole street just in case there's a pair we like even more before buying the pair we looked at originally. Well, we couldn't go home wondering 'what if?', could we?

Men take note: women do actually count how many kisses you put on the end of your text messages, and yes, it does mean something to us, like exactly how much you like us.

Nothing takes the pain of a stressful day or broken heart away like the taste of chocolate. Fact.

This is an age-old mystery - and one that isn't likely to be solved anytime in the near future. Fart jokes simply aren't funny unless you're a bloke.

Just because we already have one of everything, it doesn't mean that we don't need at least another three of each, just in case.

Now we don't expect men to understand this one because they've never been through it themselves, but it's something we don't have control over, so it's best to stay out of our way when it's happening.

The size of our shoe collections has baffled men for decades, but we just have to have a pair that matches everything we own - it's a basic human right after all.

Men have been holding doors open for us since the dawn of, well, doors and we still love it when they do. Only thing is, we like it when it suits us - because we're independent women these days, fellas.

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